Sometimes, I’m on the Eau de Mars website and I’m like, “maybe that sweater I want so bad will be back in stock.” 

So then I go and check, ukno, like a normal person and I’m like, “This is the moment of truth.”

And I click on it and there are those bold red letters reading, “Sold Out.”

And I’m just like, “Oh okay. I’ll just be in this corner crying and sniffing glue.”

True story.